Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
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boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
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The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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