Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
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He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
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No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
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