Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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