My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
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So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
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ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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