My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
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Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
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I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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