did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
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He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
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I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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