every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
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Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
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Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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