But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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