Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
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Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
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I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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