Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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