OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
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if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
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We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
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