Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
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oh god was she eating orange peels again
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
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Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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