I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
she pinky promised me she was 18
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
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