ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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