The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
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