he wants to bone in the snuggie
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
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Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
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You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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