Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
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someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
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"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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