And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
Randomize
