Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
