oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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