I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
Sacagawea was the original milf.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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