i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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