do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
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You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
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If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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