I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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