I looked at my own cervix.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
We left the knife in your bed.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
Randomize
