okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
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