I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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