You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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