You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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