He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
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I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
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it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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