I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
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I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
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.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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