Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
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you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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