Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
Randomize
