How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
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Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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