Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Couch. On fire.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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