So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
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