Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
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