Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
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