did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
did i just pee glitter
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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