Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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