why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
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He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
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I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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