You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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