It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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