okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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