She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
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Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
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He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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