Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
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You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
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I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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