I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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