the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
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We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
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Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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