doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
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