what if I'm pregnant?
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At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
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I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
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I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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