Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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