what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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