i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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