There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
no. you can't hotbox the world.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
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I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
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Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened