Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
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Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
This is the prime rib incident all over again
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
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Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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