weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
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While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
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Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
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